Miss Susie had a steamboat/

the steamboat had a bell (ding ding)/
Miss Susie went to Heaven/
The Steamboat went to/
Hello operator, please give me number 9/
And if you disconnect me/
I’ll kick you from.. Behind the fridgerator/
there was a piece of glass./
Miss Susie sat upon it/
and broke her little/
ASK me no more questions./
Tell me no more lies./
The Boys are in the bathroom/
zipping up their/
Flies are in the meadow./
The bees are in the park./
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the/
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
DARK! DARK! DARK!/
Darker than the ocean/
Darker than the sea/
Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me.